E Pluribus Reluctor --(those who resist)

Friday, February 25, 2005

Did you know you're stupid?

I'm not sure whether to laugh or retch-

"If you are reading this, it is very likely you are a liberal, maybe even an outright screaming burn-down-the-goddam-country commie --- in which case I say, “Come sit by me comrade! (Especially if you are a blonde.) Like most lefties you probably live in an urban area, or someplace with reasonable cultural diversity. More than likely you are educated and can read this without moving your lips. Maybe you even live in the freethinking People’s Republic of Berkeley, or bustle along under the fabled lights of Manhattan where you can see independent films and buy such things as leeks and soy milk at your grocery store.

Our general ambience was well summed up by a visiting Atlanta lawyer who looked around town and observed: “Dumb lordee, I reckon!” This, from a guy who’s seen a lot of dumb crackers. Laugh if you want, but this is the red state American heartland everybody is talking about these days. Our general ambience was well summed up by a visiting Atlanta lawyer who looked around town and observed: “Dumb lordee, I reckon!” This, from a guy who’s seen a lot of dumb crackers. Laugh if you want, but this is the red state American heartland everybody is talking about these days. "

I see. Aren't the "Red state American heartland" the very people that liberals were there to save? Isn't it these 'crackers' whose backs we grew rich from? Apparently, the Blue People are lashing out like a rabid, slathering animal. Oh well, maybe it's best to stand by and enjoy the show.

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